Bad luck failed? Recently, or should I say yesterday, was a lucky day. I think most of you would know of the quake that occured, so no need to explain more, if we include that, I believe its the 3rd time I was close (far) from it, close as in people within 500m radius felt the shock, far as in no one within 400km was dead due to it. What I'm trying to say is, although I've been near to the action thrice, but not one time did I felt it. Perhaps I'm to horizontal? The shake did not affect me? First time was about 3years ago, MMU Malacca ordered class to be cancel for the rest of the day due to the shock, but no one in our class know about it, since no one felt the shock. Upon changing class only we know what happen, seeing people zooming by, trying to flee. Second time was not too long ago, when we were in class in MMU Cyberjaya, residents of Cyberia experience the shock, but again, no one in class felt anything. And yesterday was the most recent event that took place, we were at home minding our own business when it happen, it was around 6.15pm, and we also did not notice any shock nor did our housemates. Condo residents which was just a stone throw away all rushed down stairs due to fear of the condo collapse. So I wonder, should I complain of never even felt it once, or should I be thankful?

Smart Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction. The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!" Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear. "Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Well, I like this joke a lot, its like when god gives you lemon, make lemonade, don't always be sour, there are things worse thats happening to others. All I can say is, enjoy lifes' up and down, with no downs, how can you enjoy the ups?